D8 PROFILE: DESIRaE M. wRIGHT – Author, Blogger, Podcast host
GO DEEPER– listen to DESIRaE’s “Behind the Podcast” episode @ https://anchor.fm/dickmatized-sex-mems/episodes/Behind-the-Podcast-ft–Host-DESIRaE-M–wRIGHT-ee59hs
Age: 44
Body/TITS (we will be talking about their DICK sizes so, hey gotta be fair right?!) Height: 5’6/42C
Body Type: THICK BRICK SHITHOUSE
Exercise: AVG; 3-4 times a week, HIIT & Yoga
Education: Bachelor’s (annnddd I’ve been after the Bachelors since College LOL!)
Job: PF (Professional Female) Corporate (keep this in mind, will be relevant later!)
Race/Ethnicity: White/American
Politics: Independent/Non-Conformist
Religion: Non-practicing Catholic
Marriage Status: Never Married
Kids: None
Pets: None
SEXual Relations? YES PLEASE!!!
Best SEX Positions: ALL OF THEM.
VAGmatization Rating [1 VAG (low) – 5 VAG (Max)]: 0 VAGs
ABOUT ME:
So About Me, to be fair I’ll profile myself first. My name is Desirae M. Wright, I think this could be loosely translated into DESIRaE hiM wRIGHT. I’m a 44 yo SWPF. I’ve never been married. I guess that makes me a Spinster wRIGHT? Well, I actually JUST learned something new, I’m a thornback. WTH is THAT?! According to the internet, the word spinster was used to refer to single women between the ages of 23-26, while thornback is reserved for those 26 and above. The word is also detailed on the (of course, highly official) Urban Dictionary which describes it as: “An old, single, never-married woman. A spinster; i.e. she’s so old she graduated from a spinster to a thornback.” SHIT. So, what are older unmarried guys called??? AWESOME is what they are normally called I believe …LMAO! Definitely not quite the same stigma or names for single guys as we gals get. Most definitely not fair. What this means is I have been single and D8ed A LOT. So, I decided to start writing some of my stories down because they were tragic and HILLARIOUS all at the same time.
What does being DICKmatized mean you ask? When one is DICKMATIZED it is like they are “hypnotized” by the DICK. Urban dictionary definition: “When the DICK is so good you start to catch feelings for the guy. When really you’re just catching feelings for the DICK.”
Ok, so if my DICKmatization rating is about how DICKmatized I felt about them, then this overall rating would be how they feel about me and my VAG right?? So, I’ll have to give myself a 0, zero, nada, zilch VAG rating honestly. I think If I had really VAGmatized one of these guys they’d still be around and they just couldn’t get enough of good ole Des’ VAG right?! But as you’ll see from my stories, no one has stuck around. I do feel men are a bit better in separating their emotions from SEX. I am not so good at it; hence I am prone to DICKmatization.
Honestly, overall, I feel I am good in bed so the relationship issues must surround me OUT OF BED. Check me out on my podcast for DIsCKussions on WTF (What The FUCK) is going on with me?! Could be I need a professional therapist to HELP me sort MY shit out.
It is actually funny to hear me TALK about this shit too, so if you want to listen to me check out my podcast called “DICKmatized SEX mems” and read my blog @ DICKmatizedSEXmems.com
I also included our podcast DIsCKussion questions so you all could enjoy these stories & DIsCKuss in a book club setting if you like. Yeah, I could see it, read aloud, drink lots of wine, DIsCKuss and of course LOL!! ENJOY!!
