D8 PROFILE: The FLoser (aka THE Fucking Loser) featuring QueenSki S1, E116
https://anchor.fm/dickmatized-sex-mems/episodes/The-FLoser-ehj5ij
Age: 44
Height: 5’8
DICK Size: THIS DUDE WAS A DICK; HIS DICK SIZE IS TOTS IRRELEVANT
Body Type: Asshole
Exercise: Country Dancin’ Ass
Education: Asshole University, Master’s Degree
Job: Top Asshat
Race/Ethnicity: ASSHOLE. We do discriminate against ASSHOLES!!
Politics: Assholican
Religion: Asshology
Marriage Status: SINGLE ASS
Kids: DEF HOPE NOT!
Pets: 1 ASS
Total # of D8s: 0 – THIS WASN’T A DATE
SEXual Relations? YES, Drunk forced sex.
Best SEX Position: NONE.
DICKmatization Rating [1 DICK (Low levels of DICKmatization – 5 DICKs (Maximum levels of DICKmatization achieved): 0 DICKs, I’d actually give negative DICK points for this guy.
Playlist: Drunk Girl by Chris Janson (this is what shoulda happened), A*****E by Eminem, NO by Meghan Trainor
This story is hard to for me to tell. I wrote this while listing to “Can’t hurt me” an audio/book by David Goggin’s. I recommend you all read or listen to him if you like military stuff or just want to hear his insane life story.
Did you know?!Today—- I am 140 days sober!! One of the reasons I don’t drink anymore, is because of this story. I’m trying to grow and learn from my mistakes….and of course not repeat them!
This is a cautionary tale.
I will start this story out by breathing deeply. EVERYBODY DO THIS WITH ME……. INHALE. EXHALE.
I preach AND really do try to practice safe sex by either wrapping it up or using some sort of birth control. So, condoms and some sort of method to prevent STDs or pregnancy if you are not ready for a little one.
If are looking or wanting to have a baby u need to be ready by all means emotionally and mentally. I am a momma so for all you dating Moms out there hit me up if you want advice!!
But there is another kind of safe sex I would like to touch on. Sex should always be consensual never Forced or someone taking advantage of you. That is what happened to me. If someone says no, NO MEANS FUCKING NO and men should respect and seek to take care of you vs take advantage of you in a drunken state. Well this dude FLOSER did not take care of me like the country song we just played says you should do.
So, I thought I trusted FLOSER and he was just taking me home to take care of me in my drunken state. I thought I did or COULD trust him so I started letting my guard down around him. I’ve actually been blaming and beating myself up since this happened, blaming myself. I’ve had a lot of negative self-talk
PAUSE. I have had to REALLY STOP that NEGATIVE thinking and self-talk, step back and RE-think what actually happened here and why big time.
So, I’ll work backwards on this FLOSER story.
The morning after, I wake up hungover, groggy with a headache, tired and feeling shitty as hell in my GF’s bedroom.
I started crying because I knew something “sexual” had happened as there was little bits of evidence around the room.
I sat sitting up facing the window with a small number of tears running down thinking what the fuck happened what did I do??!!! NO-NO-NO??!!!
I was 38 at the time thinking, you are a grown woman, what did I just do??
Of the 2 people that knew what happened, only 1 of the 2 remembered fully what happened and that wasn’t me unfortunately.
I sat looking at the window but not really because I was trying to pull up flashes of what happened that night up in my head.
The night started awesomely, one of my friends from our badass girl group asked me to house sit and take care of her dogs. But of course, after that I had some PLANS!! I was hanging with my BFF and badass host of this show Dez, we went and ate sushi, and I know some people were going country dancing, so we hopped into Dez’s care and head that way.
I was having a blast dancing meet up with some friends and I could see Dez was having fun dancing as well.
I was kid-free and had a ride home, from Dez or one of my friends there at dancing place, and or an uber if need be.
So, I decide to let loose and drink and dance the night away and let a lot of my problems melt away and be little free in my thoughts for one night, just wanted to dance and drink without any issue or problems or chaos.
Dez headed home early because she was done, I decided to hang on and dance a little longer. I’m a Country dancin’ fool ya’ll!!
There was a guy there that I was dancing with that, I knew from dancing before. I thought I made it clear we were just friends and dancing just as friends.
Did I mention this dude, let’s call him FLOSER, is actually kinda bangin’ the chick who I’m house sitting for?!
I know I was NOT COMING ON to Floser. Before this particular night, we have danced several times before and he had given the impression of wanting to date and I very clearly FRIEND ZONED him 1. Because I really wasn’t attracted to him and found him to be kinda sleazy 2. Because he’s bangin’ one of my pals—CHICKS B4 DICKSs! 3. Has a Bad Rep for trying to FUCK the whole Dance Crew? He had a nickname in w/the Dance Crew……they said “don’t let yourself get FLOSER’ED tonight!!!!” which means—- Don’t Let FLOSER fuck you tonight you know he tries to fuck everyone!!!
So anyway, back to me dancin’ the night away……….at a certain point it’s late and I’m drunk.
Floser at this point was still there and offered to take me home, which he knew where to take me because he was bangin’ the gal who I was housesitting for……
He was talking me home and I guess I took my bra off in his car. I’m frankly not remembering this. All I remember thinking was that I was done drinking and wanted to get home and go to bed. I remember looking for my keys, I do not remember inviting him. I was just going to go in to eat and pass out. For unknown fucking drunk reason, I grab the vodka bottle and started drinking more. NOT MY BEST DECISION.
So, WE ended up sitting on the sofa…. I was so wasted that this is where things get blurry.
I do remember thinking why is he here? And I just Wanna go to bed. I think I was drinking to pass myself out.
All the sudden, we were kissing. I don’t remember who initiated it, but I do know he should have just dropped me off and left.
I do remember being super wasted I wanted to sleep, I remember this feeling was washing over me, at this point, I think I head to bed and I think he followed me, and again flashes of what happened to play in my mind, cut to him on top of me and I do remember looking down super blurry and slurring my words…..
“YOU NEED A CONDOM”
I do remember pushing him off me and rolling over and passing out. I do not know what happened after that.
Woke up the next morning to try to piece it together.
I clean up and move on through my day and put my friend’s house back together. Her place really was not that bad so I didn’t have to much clean up other than feeding the dogs and performing pooper scooper duties!
ALL DAY I WENT ABOUT MY TASKS LIKE A ZOMBIE. I FELT DRAINED EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY. I said to myself as the day went on “you have been through worse and you will tackle this it gets through it”.
At some point he texted me, I mustered the strength to text him back.
I said I think we had sex and I didn’t want to have sex. I asked him why he just didn’t drop me off?
He BLEW ME UP with texts me not worthy of saving, but the overall point of the text from him was that he was NOT SORRY he was just sorry I was feeling sorry. BACK-HANDED APOLOGY.
I said without hesitation, I DID NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX, DON’T TEXT ME, DON’T CALL ME. If we happen see each other out dancin’ let’s be civil.
I THEN BLOCK AND DELETE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS #.
The GF I was house sitting for returns. The next day, we all went to the gym together and I took her aside and told her I wanted to talk to her.
I owned up to the shit that happened with me and FLOSER in HER BED and apologized profusely for what happened. Told her I DELETED AND BLOCKED HIM. But I wanted to let her know what happened. I totally would have understood if she didn’t want to be friends anymore.
Well it’s years later now and I never saw FLOSER again thankfully, but I do still see my friend. Things are a bit strained now. My friend kinda still talks to and about this guy (It’s years later now) even though she has moved on with someone new and she said she forgave me?!! WTF? I kind feel like there really was nothing she needed to forgive me for and should said “CHICKS OVER DICKS” and kicked his ASS to the DOOR. Really, he forced himself on me and took advantage of me in a weak state. But somehow my girlfriend thinks she and I are still in some kind of weird competition for this FLOSER…. she always asks if I am hangin’ or bangin’ FLOSER?! I’ll never understand why she is still wanting to engage with this ASSHAT. NO WOMAN SHOULD WANT TO BANG FLOSER AND WHY MY GF STILL IS TALKING TO THIS GUY AND ACTING LIKE IT’S A WEIRD COMPETITION FOR THIS FLOSER I’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND.
Take it from me leave those FLOSERs at the BAR girls and next time just STICK WITH CHICKS or use FUCKING UBER. NO MEANS FUCKING NO.
DIsCKussion ?s
- What do you think about trying/having sex with someone who is clearly VERY DRUNK/PASSED OUT??
- What do you think is going on with QueenSki and her GF’s relationship now? Why are things weird?
3. What do you think this FLOSER’s glitch is, he’s known for going after drunk girls and trying to fuck them. Thes
