D8 PROFILE: Silver Tongued Preacher’s Son S1, E115
https://anchor.fm/dickmatized-sex-mems/episodes/Silver-Tongued-Son-of-a-Preacher-egu616
By DESIRaE M. wRIGHT
Age: 44
Height: 6’3
DICK Size: 6”
Body Type: Big & Tall
Exercise: Running his mouth
Education: Bachelor’s in IT
Job: Travelin’ IT Guy
Race/Ethnicity: White
Politics: Democrat
Religion: Baptist Preacher’s Son
Marriage Status: Divorced
Kids: 3
Pets: None
Total # of D8s: Shit ton of Virtual D8s
SEXual Relations? Yes
Best SEX Position: Coffee Break Sex…wham, BAM, Thank U Ma’am!
DICKmatization Rating [1 DICK (low) – 5 DICKs (Max)]: 3 DICKs
Playlist: Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield, S.O.B by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats, Travelin’ Man by Ricky Nelson, Never There by Cake, You Lie by Rheba McEntire
This guy was the Son of a Preacher Man as well as a Son of a B****. He was also a silver-tongued devil. He must have learned how to deliver a seductive speech and get a congregation’s blessing young right?!! I always knew a loquacious Harlequin Romance SEXter would get me one day! Small guilty pleasure admission, as a young woman I used to read Harlequin Romance novels by the boxful. I think this is part of the reason I am still single today; I expect my love life to be like a Harlequin Romance novel where at the end you always fall in love and get married…the girl would always get her guy! Unfortunately, we all live in the real world and the only place you actually see storybook romances is in romance novels.
So, I meet this guy on a D8ing app. We immediately hit it off and decide to meet that week, right before he was leavin’ or travelin’ for a business trip. I was so surprised this dude’s company was physically sending him and flying him to a job out of state during a pandemic??!! But anyhow yes, we were supposed 2 meet B4, but this guy got jammed up with working on this project that he was traveling for that we couldn’t meet up (sigh…of course!). He was disappointed, would make it up to me blah blah. He is also divorced with 3 kids (side note).
So, we proceed to have a very SEXTUAL relationship with lots of PIX of EVERYTHING if U know what I mean?! I actually have never been asked for naked pix of me before. So, when this man so seductively asked me, I thought Why the fuck not?! But I took it seriously and got some excellent artistic classy naked pix of myself, only my best angles …OBVI!! So, this dude was traveling for 2 weeks and then it was his turn to take his kids for 2 weeks upon his return. So that means more than a fucking month would go by before I could even lay eyes on this dude!!

Don’t know what I was thinking other than his romantic writer SEXting was getting me hot and bothered OBVI?! Upon his return we did briefly meet 4 “Coffee Break SEX”. What I mean to say is this dude came over basically said hi one morning when I was working from home, came in my house and then came in me 2x’s in the time I would normally take for a coffee break! WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA’AM.
The SEXting had really died down to a weak trickle due to his super busy family time and work schedule. He assured me he was VERY INTERESTED and wasn’t IGNORING ME.
Note: This dude said he got a divorce because he was “NEVER THERE” …. I’m thinking this hadn’t changed since his divorce?! I bet if I talked 2 his X, she’d say don’t waste ur time there, been there done that!!
That was the last “not ignoring u” text I received from that silver-tongued SOB.
DIsCKussion Questions:
- Do you think women in particular have an unrealistic expectation of what a normal romance is due to TV, Movies, Books etc portrayal of “real life”?
- Why do you think “Busy” people think they are going to date when obviously they don’t have the time?
- Do you think telling someone you are “busy” is a blow off/excuse? Have you ever been told by someone they were “too busy” to see you? Have you ever told anyone you were too busy?
- Should you self-realize your own limitations and not fill someone’s head with empty promises? i.e. don’t oversell and under-deliver.