D8 PROFILE: Quirky & Squirty featuring QueenSki S1, E114
https://anchor.fm/dickmatized-sex-mems/episodes/QuIrky–Squirty-egu20t
Age: 41
Height: 5’10
DICK Size: 6”
Body Type: Hairy Slim Fit baller
Exercise: Playin’ the Hoops
Job: Mexican Pro-Basketball Team Coach
Race/Ethnicity: White/American
Marriage Status: NM
Kids: NK
Pets: NP
Total # of D8s: 6
SEXual Relations? Vacation SEX
Best SEX Position: Making me Squirt!!
DICKmatization Rating [1 DICK (Low levels of DICKmatization – 5 DICKs (Maximum levels of DICKmatization achieved): 3.5 DICKs
Playlist: Beer in Mexico by Kenny Chesney, Space Jams, I want your Sex by George Michael.
Within this crazy event of life, there are actually some decent or happy stories. Lucky for you this is one of those stories! So, let me set the stage here. It was my 30th BDAY………. JK this was las year and it was for my 40th Bday (but I get mistaken for early 30s all the time) So I am still lookin’ FINE! UGG if only I could go back 10 years there’s definitely some shit I’d do differently. But that’s a story for a different day, Me and DEZ decided to take a fabulous awesome BDAY trip down to Mexico to celebrate and just blow it the fuck out for my milestone Bday!!!
So, we pack up head down to this awesome resort super close to the beach… we work out, we chill and tan and Drink TEQUILA obvi, we’re in MEXICO duh. I remember one night Dez was taking body shots off the bartender’s belly button. …I don’t think DEZ remembers that night to much after that do ya DEZ?
So, one afternoon while we were tanning, I decide I’m gonna check out the D8ing apps in MEXICO! Maybe there’s some beach boyz here lookin’ to hook up?! I hop on a dating app and found a guy super close to us from the United States… I started texting with this guy and talking on the phone…. we discussed meeting up later that night.
Dez and I decide to go dress shopping before dinner and found this cute little dress shop where I found a couple cute dresses for very little pesos! Then we went around this little beach town trying to find a place to have some ocean front seafood and Margaritas. Since it was my bday people were hooking us up with free shots and drinks etc…………so LATER………COACH we will call him, ended up meeting us super L8 at a bar, and he and I hit it off fast. Could be bc, I was hitting the vape stick and he was very interested in what I was smokin’. HINT: It’s legal in many states now in the US and is leafy green.
As soon as we met, I knew I was attracted to him and also knew there was no full on potential LTR or even EVER seeing him again outside Mexico. What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico!
So, we all hang out at the bar and chill and talk, between the drinking, too much sun and Montezuma’s revenge (the other kinda squirts) we were pretty tired. So, Coach offered to take us back to where we were staying. He comes up to our place for a “NIGHT CAP”?!
So, he comes up and we hang out on the balcony talking and smoking, and one thing leads to another we start making out. So, we’re not gonna actually let what happened in Mexico STAY in Mexico? NO…we’re gonna spill the Bday Tea RIGHT NOW!!
We move to my room, then things get heated and serious he knows all the right buttons and spots. He goes down on me and I on him and YES, he used protection!! As the Safe Sex Ambassador of the show I’d like to point out this was SAFE AND AMAZING SEX!!! I asked him to use protection and he did!! He knew exactly where to go and how to hit THE SPOT!!! WE FUCKED 3x’s that night and EACH time I SQUIRTED ALL OVER THE PLACE………. that has never happened for me B4 EVER!!!
He bounced after the 3rd fuck and all I can say is DAYAMM THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING PROTECTED BDAY SEX!!!
Of course, Coach wanted to SE-ME-agaiN (see me again) the next night and take me out on a proper date! He took me out for a nice dinner and that to his place for second helping of MEXICAN SEXICAN DESSERT!!
We hit it again 3 times and once again, my man Coach suite up 3x’s when we PLAYED THE GAME. GOOD MAN!
MAN, that was some good SQUIRTING ORGASMIC FUCKING SEX.
So, it didn’t get weird until the 3rd Date with this guy, guess I shoulda stopped at double fuck date like I did with the DOUBLE CLAP experience…………but I decided to go for the TRIFECTA!
He comes over to pick us both up for dinner and dancing and immediately goes into the laundry room and starts doing a load of his laundry. He was actually there living and coaching a Mexican professional basketball team and apparently if you live there you send your laundry out to be done. But he came in, didn’t even ask and started washing his fucking clothes. It just seemed kinda weird, shouldn’t u ask someone if it’s ok to use their laundry room? He actually ended up staying in our place because he had more than one LOAD to do or (give) to me. Me and DEZ to go out one last time to drink, eat and be merry!
So, we leave Mexico the next day and head back to the US of A. Me and Coach do text occasionally and he’s actually not that far away, about 2 hours away now. IDK, it was good in Mexico but I think what happens in Mexico should actually stay in Mexico!!
DIsCKussion Questions:
- Have you ever squirted?
- Have you ever had vacation sex?
- Have you ever done body shots?
- Should you ever bring your laundry to someone’s place and not ask to use their facilities?
