D8 PROFILE: OVER Thinker & OVER Time (OT) – featuring QueenSki S1, E119
DICK Size: 6”
Body Type: Fit hot bod!
Exercise: Boot Scootin’ Boogie
Job: IT GUY
Race/Ethnicity: White American
Marriage Status: NM
Total # of D8s: 5
SEXual Relations? YES
Best SEX Position: Knockin’ Boots
DICKmatization Rating [1 DICK (Low levels of DICKmatization – 5 DICKs (Maximum levels of DICKmatization achieved): 4 DICKS
Playlist: Boot Scootin’ Boogie by Brooks & Dunn, Knockin’ Boots by Luke Bryan, These Boot Are Made for Walkin’ by Nancy Sinatra
I met Over Thinker (OT) boot scootin’ at a country dance bar. I let him dip me and then “pick me up” BOTH literally and figuratively. We had such a fun night of dancin’ and drinkin’ that when I got home much later, I didn’t want the night to end………….so I messaged him and he hit back immediately. He said he couldn’t sleep and neither could I………so I proactively said “do you want some company tonight?!”
After a short pause, he responded and said, “sure why not?!………I normally don’t do this but sure.”
I don’t like going home with someone straight from the bar, so TECHNICALLY I didn’t go STRAIGHT HOME from the bar with him I guess…LMAO!
So, I went over to his place for a little late-night movie and hanky panky. I thought he was super sweet; we were really getting along & connecting. Very soon we started making out and engaging in some HEAVY FOREPLAY……OHHHHHH YEAHHHH. I ended up staying the night with him. We did use protection & he was ALL GOOD, I did give him a 4 DICKMATIZATION RATING!!!
I left around 5 in the morning with a SMILE ON MY FACE. I had a BLAST. I thought he was a very sweet guy and I DEFINITELY wanted to see him again!!!!
So, we were texting and talking and calling each other for over the next 2 weeks (remember I’m only avail to date every other weekend cuz I’m a momma!!) & planned to go out on another date.
THINGS SEEMED TO BE GOING REALLY WELL. We liked eachother, we were keeping in contact and were having GREAT SEX!!
Then I get the text —-WE NEED TO TALK……………UH-OH.
He calls me and we had a long conversation ABOUT HIM WANTING TO GET BACK WITH HIS X. WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
What could I say to this SHIT?? So, I say okay, well I really liked you and I had an awesome time and I AM REALLY SAD IT’S OVER. I wished him good luck with his X and wished him well. I was a very mature, yet DISAPPOINTED ADULT about the whole thing I thought.
A GODDAMN WHOLE YEAR PASSES.
He is out boot scootin’ A YEAR LATER and THINKS he saw me out in a YELLOW DRESS. He texts me to tell me he misses me and was glad he got to at least see me from a distance that night??!!
I actually had deleted him a YEAR AGO by this point so I said “WHO DIS?”!!!??
He said this is OT, I miss you and your yellow dress got me thinking of us. I said okay, sorry you miss me, but I was not out and did not have a yellow dress on, I hope she was pretty…………. LMFAO!!
Anyway, he keeps texting me, I know full well want he wants and wants TO DO…so, I bite just to find out WTF is going on with OT.
He tells me that he broke up with his X AGAIN (OVER TIME). Long story short……. NOW he says wants to get back together with me ? or does he have me confused with THE GIRL IN THE YELLOW DRESS??! LOL!!!
I told OT that he was WAY overthinking things and he was TOO GODDAMN LATE……..I told him he shoulda FOCUSED on what was right in front him at the time when he had (ME)……… unfortunately, a lot of time had passed—A GODDAMN YEAR and These Boots (of mine) had ALREADY WALKED AWAY……….cuz these boots were made for walkin’ and OT was actually OVER & OUTTA TIME WITH ME.
I WISHED HIM WELL AND GOOD LUCK FOR THE 2ND TIME!!
FAST FORWARD AGAIN, 3RD time is the charm maybe??!! Yes, we are actually going into triple OVER TIME FOLKS. So yes, we bumped into each other out boot scootin’ AGAIN (I didn’t have a yellow dress on, although it seems like I should get a damn yellow dress!) We do end up dancing and seem to CONNECT again?!!OK. Let’s SEE……. he had been drinking, so we are talking and he starts talking about his X AGAIN…. and I interrupted him with a joke like oh man not this RINSE & REPEAT SHIT AGAIN………
FOCUS ON ME DAMN IT!!
OT gests full-on pissed that I interrupted his impromptu therapy session (at this point I think I should be charging him for my fuckin’ therapist sessions!!) He actually tells me to shut up so he can finish telling me about his X. What an ASS.
I say well how about we END OUR STORY NOW as your therapy session is going into OVER TIME WITH ME AND YOU ARE OUTTA TIME AND OUTTA LUCK WITH ME OT…
So, I used my big girl boots and KICKED HIM TO THE CURB.
- Since you talked a lot about his X- what had him so drawn to his X from his/your perspective? Did she have him VAGmatized??
- You gave him a 4 DICKmatization rating, do tell us why you so highly rated OT in boot knockin’ area??