D8 PROFILE: micro-penis golfer Season 1 Finale, E120
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By DESIRaE M. wRIGHT
Age: 45
Height: 6’0
DICK Height: 2”
Body Type: Golfer Dude
Exercise: Walkin’ the Fairway and swingin’ da golf club (this club is way bigger than his “club”, men and their games with sticks, bats and balls)
Education: Some College
Job: Golf Pro
Race/Ethnicity: Italian/American
Politics: Republican
Religion: Catholic
Marriage Status: Never Married
Kids: None
Pets: Dogs & Cat
Total # of D8s: 10
SEXual Relations? YES
Best SEX Position: Eating Pussy, if you can’t beat it up you betta EAT it up RIGHT??
DICKmatization Rating [1 DICK (Low) – 5 DICKs (Max): 1 DICK
Playlist: Short Dick Man by Gillette, My Neck My Back (Lick It) by Khia, Smokin’ in the Boys’ Room by Motley Crue, Parents Just Don’t Understand by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
ABOUT HIM:
I’ll say golfers and Country Club folks seem well, fancy don’t cha think? They seem to come from good families, be rich and refined…. all the finer things in life, right?! I meet this golfer guy on a D8ing APP and we go out for happy hour. We hit it off and he is super complimentary. He’s 6’, tall, lanky and looks like well, a golfer dude.
It’s Xmas time so we go to each other’s holiday parties. Good start right…. I never have a boyfriend over the holidays. I think it stresses guys out to think that they may need to be thoughtful and get you a gift. Thinking this would release pressure I say NO GIFTS. We have a nice make-out sesh in the country club locker room after hours…. yeah, I could see getting it in the “Boys’ Room” sometime!! Unfortunately, the making out was over before it got too hot in there when the cleaning crew came in and interrupted us. DAMN. I went home to Ohio for the holidays the next day.
We decide to spend NYE (New Year’s Eve) together. I decide to invite him over and we would “stay in”. You know NYE, places are crazy busy, expensive and the cops are out looking for you if you’ve had a couple drinks. NOTE: he cannot host because he lives with his parents (He’s 45).
After a couple drinks things start to get hot and heavy, he actually slams me up against the wall and tells me he wants me so bad. Then he kneels before me and starts to suck me. Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh!!!
OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO. I unwrap the gift I actually wanted for Xmas and find that his golf club was handicapped and really under par (LOL going for the Golf puns!). micro + ED (Erectile Dysfunction). Insert sad AF (As Fuck) face ☹.
REGROUP
He had not told me or prepared me in any way for what I would find. I decide to move forward and let him use his other skill-sets that he was sure to have. Wasn’t too bad but it wasn’t the MAIN EVENT if you know what I mean.
A few days later, out of bed, I decide to DIsCKuss the sitch with him. I delicately and sensitively broach the topic, knowing that if you insult a guy’s golf club and swing, it does NOT help his game improve. He admits he has ED and needs to go see a Doctor. He also says he’s willing to go to a SEX shop with me and see what fun things we can find to do together instead. OK. Maybe this could work!?
We go to the SEX Shop and he actually buys a penis pump and an 8” inch dildo for me. We try it all that night. Penis pump doesn’t work for him. Dildo hurts a bit…. it’s not like a real live DICK. But with his other skills it wasn’t too bad. I’m hopeful.
HOSPITAL.
He had told me he had some previous health concerns but that it was under control, apparently not. Next thing you know he’s in the hospital and can’t keep food down for a week. He is diagnosed with diabetes and some gastro-intestinal issues. I visit and text him daily. I meet his parents (did I tell you he lives with his parents?), they were very nice. He’s on the road to recovery, but needs an entire dietary and nutritional change. Understandable. Did I mention I’m a bit of a foodie and like to also drink alcoholic beverages? Not sure how this is gonna work out.
Understandably, if you have been in the hospital it takes you a little time to recover and get your energy and health back. I was still checking in on him, start to finish the recovery took about a month. Valentine’s day was soon! Wow…. I never have boyfriends for holidays…. this would be 2 holidays celebrated together Xmas and V-day!!! Side note, he had actually gotten me a Xmas gift even though I said NO GIFTS.
He said I had been wonderfully supportive (and I had really) and he wanted to take me out for a very special V-day and hint hint he had been to the Drs and gotten some special blue pills to “ENHANCE” our experience. Cool……. GAME ON!!
We actually had a very nice V-day together and really enjoyed our time together. SEX time. Blue pills taken.
NO LIFT OFF. VERY DISAPPOINTING.
A few days later we decide to watch A Few Good Men (funny enough I am just looking for ONE GOOD MAN). After the movie we were chatting about random things and were planning on going to Tuesday night trivia soon. I said his incredible overall sports knowledge would really help us out for Trivia. He decides to start trivia night early and asks who’s the 2-time OSU (The Ohio State University) Heisman trophy winner? Answer: Archie Griffin, he is actually college football’s only two-time Heisman Trophy winner.
To make a long story short, he started yelling at me when I didn’t know the answer. How could I call myself an OSU fan? I said that I didn’t store info like this in my brain and that it was good that he did. But he wouldn’t let it go and said it “concerned” him I didn’t know. All the while with a raised voice. I started to say I was feeling uncomfortable and so then he actually left in a huff.
Next Day, I receive texts from him like nothing had happened. I said, hey, you made me uncomfortable and I didn’t appreciate how you talked to me. I think you should apologize. He said he tried, but I was furious and he couldn’t get a word in. I texted back you could apologize now?
NO APOLOGY. ED. micro-penis. LIVES WITH PARENTS. ON A LIFETIME RESTRICTED DIET. Also, he worked every weekend and I am M-F, no common days off. DONE.
DIsCKussion Questions:
- What do you think of Micro-Penis’, how would you have reacted to this? Have you ever seen an extremely small dick? How did you react?
- Do you think someone should tell you about their very small or VERY LARGE penile situation ahead of time to prepare you?? Has anyone ever told you beforehand either way?
- What about ED in general? How to handle this? Should they tell you ahead of time they have ED?
- Would you ever be in a relationship/have sex with a man who had a small dick? Have you ever been in a relationship with a small dick before?
- What do you think is the average size of a man’s Penis?
- What do you think about SEX Toys in lieu of the real thing?
- What do you think about a 45yo guy living with his parents?
- Is it ok for a someone to yell at you about something, then act like nothing happened and not be able to apologize? Has this happened to you? What did you do?
- I admit I used this whole TRIVIAL incident as my out of this relationship because I feeling was very SEXUALLY dissatisfied. Do you think being SEXually dissatisfied causes overall problems in a relationship? Why/Why not?
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