D8 Profile: Coronavirus Canoodling – S1, E 109 & 110
Wave 1 https://anchor.fm/dickmatized-sex-mems/episodes/Coronavirus-Canoodling–Wave-1-efo6t8
Wave 2 https://anchor.fm/dickmatized-sex-mems/episodes/Coronavirus-Canoodling–Wave-2-efo6ti
By: DESIRaE M. Wright
Age: late 30’s to early 40’s
Body/DICK Height: Various- confirmed one DICK via pic 10”, others confirmed verbally/using words/numbers vs pix 7.5 and 8 inches.
Body Type: Various
Exercise: Couch Potato, Hiking
Education: High School- PhD
Job: IT- College Professor- Medical Doctor-Airline Baggage Attendant
Race/Ethnicity/National Origin: American, Chinese, Italian
Politics: Republican, Democrat, Independent
Religion: Atheist, Hippie, Buddhist, Christian
Marriage Status: Divorced, NKNM (No Kids Never Married, just learned this one!)
Kids: 0-3
Pets: Various- surprisingly a couple guys with cats. Guess they like the “pussy”! LOL
Total # of D8s: 10
SEXual Relations? Yes IRL & SEXting
Best SEX Position: Masked & “Bucking” – Missionary w/one of my legs over his shoulder & Cowgirl.
DICKmatization Rating [1 DICK Low) – 5 DICKs (Max): 3-4 DICKs
Playlist: It’s the End of the World as We Know it (and I Feel Fine) by R.E.M; Lady Marmalade by DJ Velvet, ft Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya & Pink; Bitch by Meredith Brooks, I Want Your SEX by George Michael, Jenny from The Block by Jennifer Lopez
Things are crazy right now and the world has turned upside down. It really seems like end of times to me. APOCALYPSE NOW! I wanted to write about Coronavirus D8ing, especially now as many of us singles are lonely and this quarantine hasn’t been good for our physical/mental health and our social/sexual lives. Not to mention the civil unrest. As You know, I have a strict Nondiscrimination policy, the systemic racism that has been going on in the US for hundreds of years is unacceptable. Black Lives Do Matter. I hope the peaceful demonstrations and outpouring of positive support will inspire us all to change for the better.
During this 1st Wave Pandemic (they say a 2nd wave is expected during Flu Season), I am healthy, safe, have food and shelter so I am not going to complain other than to say I felt extremely lonely and had “redruM” cabin fever/ Shining tendencies during the height of the quarantine time. I have no kids, no spouse/boyfriend or even pets to give me any type of human/animal support and I felt like I was exiled to a prison isolation cell. My condo is under 1K Sq. Ft. so really not much bigger than a jail cell! That’s actually why I started writing my memoirs. Sheer boredom. I felt like I had watched Netflix to the end and I said to myself…. I’m bored and I always said I’d write my D8ting stories down because they were so hilariously tragic, like the train wreck you just can’t look away from! So, you’ve heard from me that D8ing has been hard, nearly impossible during the best of times. So now we’re in the WORST of times and already during this alleged 1st Wave of the Coronavirus I’ve had some shall we say NOVEL CORONAVIRUS Virtual/Socially Distant IRL D8ing Disasters! I thought it might be funnier to just give you a countdown list of the strangest experiences or things that happened in my Coronavirus D8ing life that were just unique to this time that we are all living which in which will most likely become our NEW NORMAL going forward. First of all, want to shout out to the D8ing Apps, most of the Apps I was on had added both a phone and a video chat option. I think this is GR8 as then you don’t have to actually give these people your direct phone number and you can quickly valid8 they are who they say they are and not some catfisher. However, this new functionality presents its own set of challenges.
Novel Coronavirus Countdown & DIsCKussion Questions
- We can’t deeply French Kiss because that will make us MORE at Risk for the Coronavirus. (Note: I was naked on the Greek God’s lap and already had his DICK in my mouth when he said this.) He didn’t seem to worried about ME getting the Coronavirus from his DICK being deeply in my mouth vs. his tongue?
D? – This was an interesting thought. What do you think he was thinking about? Have you had anyone believe anything weird or that just didn’t make sense to you pre or post Coronavirus?
- Unannounced Phone/Video calls. Now that the functionality exists some guys will just hit the call button no matter what time it is etc. It’s like normal phone etiquette about calling L8 or not when the person is working go out the window. One night I got a video chat request and I was in bed sleeping naked so I couldn’t answer LMAO……. I guess I coulda answered and that would have been a little different kind of video chat……. I’ll consider that next time.
D? – Do you think the calling rules should be different on an App vs IRL when they actually have ur number? What do you think the rules are or should be? Should there be different rules for a phone call vs a video chat?
D? – Have you ever had video chat or phone sex? Would you why/why not?
- I’m from NYC and I have family I want 2 visit. (Note: this was during the height of the pandemic and NYC was the #1 Hotspot in the US if not the WORLD). The entire time I thought if this guy goes and comes back, I am gonna self-quarantine and not see him for 14 days! And who’s family would want you to visit at that time when by you just traveling to see them could bring them ALL the Coronavirus?? The Jockey thought this wouldn’t happen though?!
D? – Should u or ur family members request a visit during a pandemic situation if you risk catching the illness by coming to see them and/or passing it to them or others?
D? – is it ok to decline seeing someone if you know they have put themselves at risk and may be putting you at risk? Should this upset the person to be declined?
- I’ll only meet you in Open-air patio settings. This one actually makes sense to me, not wanting to be inside in the recycled air made sense to me. So, I complied just to get out, we elbow bumped and that was as much physical action as I got. But at least I was OUT and with a LIVE HUMAN being so I gladly complied with his Social Distanced D8ting request.
D? – I thought this was an acceptable request. I think the elbow bumping was too. I also think Masks are a good idea. What do you think?
- Can you handle my 10” DICK?? DICK PIC rec’d. I get this pic of a tall, skinny, tattooed, dread-locked dude. I asked him if this had been a problem in the past? He said yes, girls had told him he was TOO BIG?! I said really?! Ima Brick Shit House and women deliver babies, we definitely can handle YOUR DICK??!!
D? – Do you think anyone can have TOO BIG of a DICK?
D? -Do you know or are you a girl that thinks there are DICKs that R JUST TOO BIG??
- Can’t we just FUCK? I don’t want to be friends; I don’t want 2 D8 and I have a harem like rotation of girls so can’t we just FUCK and not worry what the other one is doing in their “free” time?? I have a 7.5-inch DICK and it would make me HAPPY to put one of your legs over my shoulder so I can get INTO U as DEEP as possible (THE BUCK). Sounds like a Coronavirus passing ring amongst other things to me?!
D? – What do you think about joining a harem during a pandemic or anytime? An open arrangement where everyone is “JUST FUCKING”?
D? – Your feelings on “THE BUCK”. Do you like it? Have you tried it? Do you want to?
- I’m had been texting and video chatting with a guy 4 about 2 weeks. I think we were VIRTUALLY D8ing. He doesn’t seem to ACTUALLY want 2 connect IRL. I guess this is understandable for some folks with underlying conditions or for those who take care of those at risk. Anyway, on a video D8 where he was actually asking me NO QUESTIONS, very hard to talk to someone that has no questions right?? He shows me his backyard. It looked like a JUNGLE out there. He proceeds to say that no one has tended his yard for 10 MONTHS. I BET THE NEIGHBORS LOVE HIM. I immediately thought shit, if he is so lazy getting out there to weed his own small yard or getting someone else to do it for that long he surely is a lazy couch potato and he’ll be LAZY AT EVERYTHING and if I wanted things to be a certain way I’d have to just do it myself. I quickly end the video chat thinking I couldn’t handle THE TRUTH.
D? – Do you think a jungle yard, messy car etc. is an indication of a messy/lazy person? Should you virtually “judge” someone by what you see of them and/or their yard/house etc.? Pre/Post Coronavirus has this happened to you?
- Virtual Speed D8ing. I did try this a couple times. I like the idea of it, but there are challenges. My VD8 challenges were: 1. Technical, couldn’t get a good enough connection so you could see/hear the person 2. Visual, U have to adjust the camera to a good angle and wear something appealing, at least on the top?! One guy couldn’t bother to put a shirt on! And I don’t want to look up your nose or talk to someone in shadow like they are giving a DEEP THROAT interview. 3. Hosting, on some I actually got matched with other girls to talk to because they couldn’t get enough guys to particip8. Or you were on just WAITING and no matches come on 2 Chat. That Sucked. I do think it could work if people made a little effort and actually showed up.
D? – have you ever virtually or Speed D8ed IRL? What did you think about it? Would you do it again or try it?
- The Parking lot D8. This happened when the Coronavirus was take-out only. So, we met in the parking lot and talked in the car. It was a DRIVE-THRU D8.
D? – Have you ever had a parking lot D8? Would you have one? Why/Why not?
- What’s ur podcast about? My online D8 profile mentions I have been writing and hosting a podcast. Only 1 guy, a Chinese Hand Surgeon, asked me what my podcast was actually about and wanted to listen to it. AGAIN, ONLY 1 GUY out of the probably 100 guys I briefly chatted with even wanted to know what my podcast was even about. I declined to share my podcast with him. I appreciated his interest and asking about it but said I’d really rather he got to know me directly and be a part of my future vs what I said on a podcast about my past.
D? – What do you think about sharing your past openly and honestly? Have you ever done that 100% with anyone?? SHOULD YOU?? Full Disclosure? How did it work out for you?
- Why aren’t you married? Why don’t you have any kids, can you? What’s wrong with you?
Actually, I had a couple guys ask me why I wasn’t married/divorced with kids & what was wrong with me?? Two of them jokingly offered to marry me. I told one he shouldn’t tease an old maid spinster; I may let my obvious desperation show and actually accept his offer! They asked if I had a bad childhood/Daddy issues? Nope, good childhood. Loved my father dearly RIP Dad!
One guy used the app to call me in the middle of the work-day to confirm my fertility. Could I STILL get pregnant at 44?? Guess he wanted kids and wanted to know Question #1 if I could reproduce. The very next day and the very next dude after him wanted to make sure I KNEW he’d been snipped and was NOT available for reproduction! Some of these guys actually did apologize after I said that was kinda rude and mean to assume something was wrong with me. After some consideration I’ve decided, there is something wrong with THEM!
D? – Do you think something is wrong with a woman who hasn’t married or doesn’t have kids at 44? Do you think differently for a man vs a woman?
D? – Do you think your first question of someone, particularly of an older woman if she still can have kids is ok? Do men get asked this question? Some have told me right off the bat that they are “fixed” and can’t have any more kids. I’m not asking them; they volunteer this info. Do you think that these guys think I or any single unmarried woman must be desperate to have a baby? What do you think?
- Watermelon. What’s your “Safe Word”? Can u send me TIT pic? Ok, you got me there. Actually, this is the first time I’ve ever been asked for a pic of my RACK. Honestly, I don’t think anyone has ever asked me for a naked pic. And I’ve never sent one unrequested. I get DICK pixs unrequested all the time! Anyhow, so I send a slow tasteful series of pix of me in various stages of undress featuring my TITs, you know since he asked nicely and all for my pix. I told him I had never really sent anyone a naked pic before and he seemed truly surprised. I guess I am surprised too, now that I think about it. I think it seems kinda sad actually. So, then he asked me what my Safe Word was and I had to say that regrettably I’ve NEVER had to have a safe word before. What a shame. This man claim’s that with him I’d SURELY NEED A SAFE WORD. Can y’all help me think of a creative SAFE WORD befitting my DICKmatized personality??
D? Do you have a Safe Word? What is it? If you don’t have a safe word, should you have one? Why or Why not?
